Thursday Morning Coffee Talk

Thursday Morning Coffee Talk

Jan 23, 2014 by Paul Snyder
Thursday Morning Coffee Talk
Thursday Morning Coffee Talk
Flotrack news and links for January 23rd, 2014



Happy Thursday, Flotrack. As The Boss once said, "you can't start a fire - you can't start a fire without a spark - this gun's for hire - even if we're just dancing in the dark." So let's get down to brass tacks.

And now the "news"


Webb to retire at Millrose - Flotrack

"NOO GOD! NO. GOD. PLEASE. NO. NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!" - Mitch Kastoff, quoting Steve Carell, playing Michael Scott on a popular TV sitcom


Rock ‘n’ Roll Series Launches New Elite Program - Competitor

Ed. Note: This would be like if Mitt Romney (flip-flopping) and Occupy Wall Street (public protest) had a baby and everyone lived happily every after. It sounds like there's a new sheriff in town, who has a new vision for the company. Thumbs up to Competitor Group. Still, I can't help but laugh at the start of the first sentence: "Reaffirming its historical commitment to elite runners..." Whoops.

 

Where's the study that shows how much CHARACTER these swimmers developed from waking up early?!



A much smaller percentage of American adults still turn to "Dr. Ask Jeeves" for their medical advice.



Christie tells Lewis he's being a ninny? This is the worst case of bullying I've seen since Jonathan Garza made fun of my bowl cut in 7th grade. On a lighter note, check out yet another fantastic Carl Lewis musical performance:


This just sounds like an awful Steven King plot line. What's next? Kenya taxing its athletes on their earnings?


Oh.